The inhuman way

 Once Mulla Naseeruddin stole into a farm to fetch some melons.

But owner of the farm spotted him. 

Owner asked Naseeruddin for the reason to come ?

Naseeruddin lied that he has come to relieve himself from the nature 's call !!!

Owner didn't believe Naseeruddin. 

Owner asked Naseeruddin to show the place where he has done it  !!!!

Naseeruddin showed a heap of cow dung. 

Owner protested saying it as cow dung !!!

Naseeruddin shot back saying, 

" you didn't allow me to do in the human way. What to do ???!!!!" 

Why all animals look same and humans different ??

  Animals identify each other through scent or sound.  Humans identify each others by their face.. 

Animals are far more diverse than they appear.  They look same to us because of lack of training of our brain.

Our brains are not evolved to pick up minute details between two animals. So brain categorize them as " identical  "  !!!

Humans look different because we rely on visual recognition for survival and social bonding  !!!!

Hottest places on Earth

 These places have recorded temperatures more than 50 degree Celsius and considered as hottest  !!!!

1.  Furnace Creek,  Death Valley, USA 

2.  Kebili, Tunisia 

3.  Ahwaz,  Iran 

4.  Tirat Tsvi ,  Israel 

5.  Mitribah ,  Kuwait 

6.  Basra ,  Iraq 

7.   Turbat ,  Pakistan 

8.  Al Jazeera, Border gate,  UAE 

9.  Mexicali , Mexico 

10.   Jeddah ,  Saudi Arabia   

Next on the list would be          Udupi, India  !!!!

Bheja Fry question

 Question 

Mr Ramakrishna is the bus conductor on KSRTC Bangalore - Kundapur route.

While the bus stopped for 5minutes in Mangalore, he noticed that 4 passengers got inside the bus, 3 of them to Udupi and one to Kundapur.

Price of tickets is Rs 1.3 per kilometer.

What is the approximate extra money collected from these 4 passengers ??

Answer 

First we need to estimate the distances from Mangalore to Udupi and Kundapur.

Mangalore to Udupi  ---    56km

Mangalore to Kundapur  ---   90km

The rate is Rs 1.3 per kilometer.

==>>   Fare to Udupi  :   55 *  1.3

==>>                                :   71.50  Rs

Fare to Kundapur  :   90  *  1.3

==>>                             :    117.00 Rs

The approximate extra money collected from passengers to Udupi as there were 3 passengers,

≠=>>    71.5  *  3  =   214.5  Rs

One passenger to Kundapur  =  117.00 Rs

==>>  Total money =  214.5   +   117.0  =   331. 5  Rs  !!!

Why do airplane seats tend to be blue ??

 This fact is a mix of practical and psychological reasons.

Here they are   ---------

1.  Calm and trustworthy 

                   .      Blue colour psychologically promotes relaxation and security, which makes passengers to feel at ease during the journey.

2.  Lowers anxiety 

                        Blue colour reduces anxiety which is important for nervous flyers.

3.  Hides stains

                          Darker shades of blue easily hides dirt, spills and usage. This makes seats to look cleaner for longer periods.  So no need of frequent deep cleaning  !!!!

4.  Cost effective

                       By using this colourb, airlines  save money on maintenance and replacements.

5.  Blue is for both practical and psychological reasons.