Friday, March 29, 2024

ನನ್ನದಲ್ಲದ ಕವಿತೆ

 ಇದನ್ನು ಟಿ ವಿ ಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕೇಳಿದ್ದು..


ಮದುವೆಯ ಮೊದಲು 

Friendship ಡೇ , valentine ಡೇ 

ಮದುವೆಯ ನಂತರ 

ಕಾಫಿ ಕೊಡೇ , ಟಿಫನ್ ಕೊಡೇ

ಮುದುಕರಾದಾಗ

ಆರಾಮಾಗಿ ಇರಲು ಬಿಡೇ .......!!!!!

Thursday, March 28, 2024

The compensation

 Once Mulla Naseeruddin was walking on the road.


Suddenly a stranger came in front of him and slapped him !!!!


Naseeruddin stood there in the shock not knowing what was going on. 


After some time, same stranger returned and apologised to Naseeruddin for slapping him as he had got confused Naseeruddin with some one else.


Naseeruddin didn't feel satisfied with his apology. 


Naseeruddin dragged the stranger to court and narrated the whole story near the judge.


After listening, judge gave the judgement that Naseeruddin must slap the stranger to avenge the insult.


But Naseeruddin was not happy with the verdict.


So judge ordered the stranger to pay one gold coin in lieu of the slap.


Stranger left the court saying that he will return with the gold coin. 


Naseeruddin waited for some time but stranger didn't return. 


So, Naseeruddin stood up and slapped the judge squarely on the face  and said, 

I have lots of work to do. So whenever that man returns with the gold coin, you keep the gold coin as the compensation for this slap  !!!!! 


Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Richest cities in the world

 According to a survey,  these are the richest cities.. 


1.  New York 


2.  Tokyo 


3. San Francisco


4.  London 


5.  Singapore 


6.  Los Angeles 


7.  Hong-Kong 

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

Who is the real destroyer?

 In a village, there was the big menace of rats.. 


Rats were not sparing anything. How much people tried to protect their things, rats somehow destroy them. 


Unable to bear the burden, all villagers assembled together and listed out the methods to control the rats. 


There were more than 100 methods of controlling the rats which were suggested by villagers. 


Chief of village noted down all of them in a book and kept the book on the table. 


As it was getting dark, villagers decided to plan on the next day.



Everyone left . In the night , rat army had arrived in the house.


Rats observed that the book is lying on table .


Rats gathered around the book.


Book though it is scared  , started talking  !!


Book said ,


Don't come near me . I am the destroyer of rats.


I have more than 100 methods to control rats with me 


Tomorrow villagers are going to implement each one of them on you.


Listening to that , rats had a good laugh among themselves.


Rats just jumped on the book.


They just tore everything of the book.


Finally , book was left with pieces of paper .....

Monday, March 25, 2024

Beautiful cities around the world

 Some cities around the world are famous for their landscapes, historic architecture and beautiful beaches.. 


 Some of such cities are  -----


1. Paris, France


2. Kyoto, Japan 


3. Venice, Italy


4. Cape town, South Africa 


5. Prague, Czech Republic


6. Barcelona, Spain


7. Sydney, Australia


8. Costa Rica


9. Riot de Janeiro, Brazil


10. Buenos Aires,  Argentina