This bheja fry question I heard it recently on web radio.
Question
A woman was watching a murder happening..
She cries out loud.
But she didn't do anything.
Why ?
Answer
I really thought atleast she should have informed the police !!!!
But my fear ended up in a laugh.
She was watching a movie !!!!
At one point of time, Naseeruddin and his family were leading the life in
poverty.
One night, Naseeruddin was sleeping. His wife shook him up at the middle
of the night and said,
Naseeruddin, wake up !! A thief has entered into our house.
Listening to that, Naseeruddin said,
Be quite, you silly woman !!!
Let him search for the valuable things.
Then we can snatch them from him !!!!
This time I am writing a joke which I came across when I was watching TV.
A school boy returned from school and found his father sitting on the sofa.
Going near his father, he said that
His class teacher asked him to come to school tomorrow with his father and KULFI !!!!
Father was surprised hearing that.
He again confirmed by asking the boy to repeat.
However, next day morning father bought a KULFI and went to school.
Father met the teacher and gave him the KULFI.
Teacher was surprised and asked the father,
Why is he giving the KULFI to him ???
Father said teacher himself has said.
Teacher said,
WHAT HE SAID WAS NOT KULFI, BUT SCHOOL FEE !!!!
Once a King and his minister were sitting on the roof top enjoying the moonlight.
They were eating jackfruit pieces dipped in honey.
They were enjoying and relishing the sweetness of jackfruit..
One piece of jackfruit dipped in honey accidentally fallen down to ground.
Minister was aware of this but both of them felt lazyness to go down and pick it up.
A house fly sat down on the fallen jackfruit piece.
As it was very sweet, house fly was enjoying it.
A lizard saw the house fly and attacked. House fly was not aware of the lizard and easily became the food for lizard.
A cat of the nearby house was watching the lizard and suddenly pounced on it.
Lizard died instantly.
Cat was preparing itself to eat the lizard and that time the dog from the opposite house saw the cat.
Dog started barking continuously, Cat was not left behind.
Cat started to shout in the unique voice they use when they are about to fight.
King and his minister were watching all these.
Minister asked the king to stop the fight between cat and dog.
King said It is the usual fight between cat and dog. Don't worry about it. Nothing will happen.
Minister didn't say anything.
Listening to the voice of cat, it's owner, a lady came out.
She saw a dog barking on her pet.
She was angry on dog and took a stick and hit the dog twice with the stick.
Dog started to moan.
Listening to the moaning of dog, its owner came out.
He was an ex military man.
Both lady and ex military man started to quarrel.
Soon the news spread and whole of the kingdom started to fight.
Rioters taking advantage of this, hurled a petrol bomb on the Palace.
Palace burnt down fully.
Noticing the chaos, the king of the neighbourhood kingdom declared the war and easily captured it.
King along with his ministers and Royal family fled the kingdom.
Just because of the cat and dog fight, whole scenario was changed !!
Mosquitoes bite humans to drink their blood. The nutrients available in human blood helps female mosquito to make eggs for reproduction.
Mosquito uses the sharp tip of its straw like mouth to pierce human skin.
That time it locates the blood vessel . It injects saliva which makes the blood not to clot .
Our body recognizes this saliva as the foreign substance. This causes an immune system response.
The swelling around the bite is caused by histamine which is produced by immune system.
Histamine increases the blood flow and white blood cell count around that area.
This causes inflammation or swelling.
ಆರೋಗ್ಯವಂತ ಹಲ್ಲುಗಳಿಗಾಗಿ ಈ ಮೂರು ವಿಷಯ ನೆನಪಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಇಡಬೇಕು.
1. ಪ್ರತಿದಿನ ಬೆಳಗ್ಗೆ ಮತ್ತು ರಾತ್ರಿ ತಪ್ಪದೇ ಹಲ್ಲುಜ್ಜಬೇಕು.
2. ಪ್ರತಿ ಮೂರು ತಿಂಗಳಿಗೆ ಒಂದು ಸಲ ಹಲ್ಲು ಪರೀಕ್ಷೆ ಮಾಡಿಸಬೇಕು.
3. ನಮ್ಮದಲ್ಲದ ವಿಷಯಕ್ಕೆ ಹಲ್ಲು ಕಚ್ಚಿ ಸುಮ್ಮನಿರಬೇಕು !!!!!
There lived a painter. He used to draw pictures of people.
One day a rich man contacted him.
Rich man said that if he draws his picture , exactly looking like him, then he will give lots of money.
Artist agreed.
Next day artist came to house of rich man.
He started to draw. But could not complete it that day.
So he said to the rich man that he will come tomorrow and finish the drawing.
Rich man agreed.
Artist came and finished the remaining work the next day.
But rich man started objecting saying that drawing shows I have beard which I don't have.
This drawing is not realistic.
I will not pay you anything.
Actually, when artist started to draw previous day, rich man had beard.
But now he is clean shaven himself !!!!
Artist didn't say anything but he asked Birbal to help.
Birbal that time itself went near the rich man with the artist.
Rich man was surprised to see Birbal with the artist.
Artist came near rich man and said now he has prepared his realistic drawing.
Artist presented him A MIRROR !!!!
By looking at mirror and Birbal, rich man didn't say anything.
He paid the artist what he had promised.
One evening Mulla Naseeruddin and his wife returned from Market to see their house burgled.
Almost everything has been taken away from the house.
It's all your fault !! You didn't make sure to securely lock the door of house, ranted his wife being angry.
By listening to the heated discussion, neighbours gathered around them.
One of the neighbours said, You should have closed all the windows securely !!
Other neighbour said, Your locks may have been faulty. You should have replaced them !!
All of the people gathered over there, went on giving their own thoughts.
Naseeruddin was fed up with listening to all these.
Naseeruddin said, Am I the only one to blame ?
Why don't anyone talking about the thieves ? They
should have informed me before robbery !!!
Rahul was feeling restless.
For so many days, he could not sleep well during the night.
In his room, he sleeps alone.
But as soon as he nears his cot to sleep, he is having the feeling that someone is hiding under his cot.
Even if he checks thoroughly under cot, the feeling of someone is hiding under the cot don't go away from his mind.
Nowadays, he tries to sleep with the lights on.
But it is of no use.
Tired of sleepless nights, he decided to consult with the psychiatrist.
Listening to the problem, psychiatrist said,
This seems to be a serious psychological problem. You need counciling.
I will do the counciling in sessions.
It may take up 15 sessions.
I will charge 1000 rs per session.
Listening to that, Rahul started worrying.
He don't have that much money with him.
He didn't say anything and left the place.
Rahul was sitting in the park thinking about what to do next ??
That time a friend of his , saw him and asked him what is wrong ?
Rahul said everything.
That time friend said,
Try to sleep on the ground. Not on cot !!!
Simple and easy solution.
Rahul followed that and now he is having sound sleep during the night.
Recently I came across this article on newspaper.
It is about oldest languages in the world.
They are - - - - - - --
Tamil
Greek
Hebrew
Chinese
Samskrit
I started to read the comments.
One reader by the name Farooq had commented that,
Samskrit is a dead language. Only few brahmins speak the language here and there. Common people are not allowed to speak it.
Samskrit is not a people's language.
By reading this, I felt pity about the mental condition of commentator.
We are in 21st century.
In ancient India, I agree people are not allowed to learn Samskrit.
But now time has been changed...........
I myself studied Samskrit in my school days for 8 years.
I still have the ability to communicate in Samskrit.
By learning Samskrit, I can speak the tongue twisters easily.
As I went for higher education, I switched to English.
Samskrit is not a dead language.
In Udupi, we have Samskrit college where we can pursue master degrees.
Commentator is a Muslim. He has to change his pre occupied mind.
Don't judge anything on basis of religion, please.
Yesterday Samskrit literature has been awarded Jnanpeeth puraskaar.
Samskrit is one of the official languages of India.
This question I heard it recently on web radio..
Question
A waste is in the lake.
It doubles its size each day.
On the 20th day, it covers the whole lake.
On what day, waste covers half of the whole lake ???
Answer
By reading the question, we tend to answer the question as 10th day..
Because I answered it like that !!!
But answer is not correct.
Read the second sentence carefully.
It reads " it doubles each day ".
This means,
If the waste covers full lake on 20th day,
IT HAS TO COVER HALF OF THE LAKE ON 19TH DAY.
We must not worry what has happened between first and 19th day.
So answer is on 19th day
Not 10th day !!!!
Farmers are protesting so that their demands can be met near Delhi border. To disperse them, police are using LRAD so.
What is LRAD ?
LRAD is Long Range Accoustic Device.
It is a speaker system and sound energy weapon.
It produces sound at higher power.
It has been used as a method of crowd control and can cause permanent hearing damage.
But they are non lethal weapons.
The human ear can withstand a certain sound pressure level.
After that human ear starts to feel pain. Exposure to long time may result in permanent hearing damage.
Also can cause disorientation, migraines and vomiting.
It is mainly used for mob control.
It was a small village.
All the villagers were hard working and living a peaceful life.
That time some outsiders came to the village.
They had started to sell liquor.
Villagers till now had not tasted liquor. But soon became the daily customers to that liquor shop.
Elderly people of the village wanted to stop this bad habit of villagers.
Eldest of them started to educate people against drinking liquor.
Villagers realised they were going in the wrong direction.
They started to stop drinking liquor.
Outsiders began to suffer losses in their business.
Finally, they came to know that this is the result of the lecture given by the elders of village.
Outsiders targeted the elderly villagers.
They started abusing them.
There was a big chaos as all the villagers gathered in the place.
Outsiders went on abusing.
Elderly villagers didn't say anything.
Finally, outsiders got tired of abusing.
Seeing their condition, elderly people offered them water to drink and sugar cubes to eat.
Watching villagers friendly gesture, outsiders asked them why they are offering help though they have abused them badly ??
That time elderly people said you only give what you have.
Outsiders realised what elderly people meant to say.
They silently vacated the place.
Neighbour called Mulla Naseeruddin and said that he want to borrow his donkey.
Naseeruddin said he has already lent it out......
That time itself, donkey brayed loudly ......!!!!!!
It was heard by neighbour over the phone.
Neighbour questioned Naseeruddin about the sound.
Naseeruddin replied He don't want to lend anything to a person who don't believe his words in preference to donkey 's !!!!
Parijata or Night Jasmine is a flower which blooms at night.
It is also called Deva Pushpa means flower from heaven.
According to Hindu mythology , this flower or tree originated during Samudra Mathana .
King of heaven Indra had this tree and Shri Krishna had brought this tree from heaven.
But I am telling a love story of a princess named Parijata and Sun .
Princess Parijata started to love Sun.
Everyone warned her about heat of Sun but she didn't listen to anyone.
Even Sun himself tried to convince her. But she was adamant and then Sun also started loving her.
They were made for each other.
Sun came to earth to live with his love, Parijata.
Without Sun, whole world has come to standstill.
All the heavenly bodies are successful in convincing Sun to return to his work.
Parijata too followed him but she was burnt alive by the heat of Sun.
Sun was devastated by watching his love in ashes.
He requested the heavenly bodies to make Parijata to live again.
Heavenly bodies made a tree to born out of the ashes.
That tree is Parijata tree. The flowers of the tree bloom during night and they fall to ground as soon as the Sun rises in the east.
It is a remembrance of Princess Parijata and her love towards Sun and also her sacrifice.
Once guests had come to a miser"s house.
That time wife was preparing for lunch . Watching the guests , she decided to prepare the lunch in large quantities.
Everything was going well . At the end of preparing food, a small lizard accidentally falls into the vessel of already cooked rice .
Wife got scared . She called her husband and showed him the vessel and explained what has happened.
Miser thought for a moment . Large quantities of dishes have been prepared . Being a miser, he didn't want to throw the prepared rice to dust bin .
Miser ordered his wife to remove the dead lizard from the vessel.
He asked her not to tell anyone about the incident .
Couple served the same rice to guests..
Guests without knowing what had happened , had their lunch .
No casualty have been reported .
But Yama and Chitragupta were watching this .
Yama said Miser and his wife should be punished for serving the contaminated meal to guests.
Chitragupta didn't agree with Yama.
According to him There is no fault of anyone. Lizard accidentally fell into rice vessel.
After eating the contaminated food, no casualty has been reported. There is no need to give punishment to anyone.
Still the argument is going on between Yama and Chitragupta regarding who is the culprit ?
Is the culprit Miser himself or
His wife or
The fallen lizard itself ???!!!!
Ravana and Kubera are step brothers.
Once Ravana defeated Kubera in the fight. He looted Alakanagari where Kubera resides.
After all this, Ravana was flying back to Lanka in his Pushpaka Vimana. Pushpaka Vimana was stuck at a place.
Ravana was unable to move it what all he tried to.
Ravana got down from Pushpaka Vimana and spotted Nandi standing as a guard.
Ravana went near Nandi and asked him why is he unable to fly across this place ?
That time Nandi replied This is Kailash where divine couple God Shiva and Goddess Parvati reside.
Now they are spending private time together and no one is allowed to pass through Kailash at this time.
Hearing that, Ravana called Nandi a MONKEY.
Ravana tried to enter inside forcibly.
Enraged by this, Nandi cursed Ravana that monkeys will destroy you in future.
We know how in Ramayana, monkeys with their army invaded Lanka and conquered it.
The strength of a country is often gauged by the robustness of its military capabilities.
But there are some countries who opted to deal with the complexities of international relations without a standing military force.
They are
1. Iceland
2. Mauritius
3. Costa Rica
4. Vatican city
5. Liechtenstein
6. Andorra
7. Saint Lucia
8. Dominica
9. Solomon islands
Once Mulla Naseeruddin went to court wearing a costly turban on his head.
The turban was successful in capturing the attention of every one present in the court including the King.
King called Naseeruddin near him and asked how much did he pay for the turban ?
Naseeruddin thought for a moment and then replied he paid 1000 golden coins.
King was impressed with the price value and said for such a small amount of price, it is impossible to get a turban like this.
Naseeruddin said I said the same thing to seller but he said only a King can know the worth of this turban.
Hearing that King thought turban must be the one which is suitable only for royal people..
Without thinking much, King bought the turban from Naseeruddin for 10000 golden coins.
After the deal, Naseeruddin came out and was jubilant that by invoking the self esteem of King, finally he got a good deal for average turban !!!
Anxiety is a mental health condition that leads to worrying thoughts, tense feelings and rise in blood pressure.
Anxiety after pregnancy is called postpartum anxiety.
This type of anxiety can become so severe that it intervenes with someone's ability to function.
These uncontrollable thoughts may come up in the mind.
1. Fears about baby's and one's own health.
2. A sense that something bad may happen.
3. Feeling excessively guilty.
Postpartum anxiety may make it harder for a parent to bond with the baby.
If left untreated, it may have the negative effect such as infants and negligence and infant death.
People experiencing this type of anxiety should consult with a doctor as soon as possible.
Recently I came across this question on web radio.
Question
What is impossible to do in the world ?
This question must be having different answers according to each one's view point.
One listener said, " To satisfy a woman !!!"
Another said, " To stop ageing , To stop the time"
One more said, " To stop women from talking to each other !!!"
But I think it is impossible to satisfy everyone, not only women !!!!!
This story is from Mahabharat
It was the day when Dronacharya abandoned his weapons and decided to withdraw from the battlefield .
That time Dhristadrimnya came and beheaded Dronacharya .
This news was heard by his son Ashwatthama and he thought Pandavas by cheating killed his father .
In the mood of rage, he initiated Narayanastra . This is the weapon which is far superior to all the other weapons .
Speciality of this weapon is that if opponent bow down his head infront of it , it would not harm him .
But if the opponent challenges , then it would not spare him . It just kill him .
When Ashwatthama initiated this weapon , Sri Krishna asked everyone to surrender their weapon and bow down their heads down .
Everyone did as Krishna asked them to do .
But Bhim did not agree to surrender and bow down his head infront of a weapon .
Everyone including Krishna tried to make him understand . But Bhim said he is a warrior and will never bow down his head infront of anyone .
Narayanastra targeted him and Bhim was surrounded by raging fire .
Bhim had not expected this ..
When he came to know that it is the weapon gifted by lord Vishnu himself , then he agreed to surrender himself infront of Narayanastra.
That much confidence Bhim had on his bravery .
In kurukshetra war , Bhim alone had killed most opponents .
Naseeruddin was working as a judge in the local court.
One day, his neighbour came running towards Naseeruddin and asked him
if one man's bull kills another man's bull , can the owner of the first
bull held responsible ??
Because your bull has killed mine !!!
Naseeruddin said,
How can it be possible ? Animals can not think like humans. Bull can
not be held responsible, so as the owner of the bull !!!
Listening to that neighbour changed the tone,
Actually it was my bull that has killed your bull !!!
Listening to that, Naseeruddin said,
This case is not simple and straightforward as I thought earlier !!
We need to reconsider the whole thing separately.
After saying this, Naseeruddin ordered his assistant to bring the book of law
for the punishment !!!!
ನಿನ್ನೆ ಆಯ್ತು ಅನಿರುದ್ಧನ ಉಪನಯನ
ಮುತ್ತೈದೆ ಯರು ಹಚ್ಚಿದರು ಅರಸಿನ
ಇನ್ನು ಮಾಡಬೇಕು ಪ್ರತಿದಿನ ಸಂಧ್ಯಾವಂದನ
ಹಾರೈಸುವೆ ಸುಖವಾಗಿರಲಿ ಅವನ ಜೀವನ..........
A singer came to King's Court and was showing him his skills in music.
King was very impressed with the singing talent of singer and announced that he is awarding 1000 gold coins to singer.
Singer was very happy. He thanked the King. He went near Royal treasurer to receive his award.
When he met the treasurer and asked him to give his award, treasurer refused to give.
Treasurer said he didn't receive any instructions from the King.
Singer again went near King and said what the treasurer had said when he went to collect the money.
King said you made my mind to be happy by your singing. Similarly I made your mind happy by saying that I am giving you the award. That's all.
Singer accused King of cheating him. But King was firm with his decision.
Now, is it not cheating ???
Recently I heard this bheja fry question on web radio.
Question is - - - -
Penny has 5 children.
1st child name is January.
2nd child name is February.
3rd child name is March.
4th child name is April.
What is the 5th child name ??
Answer is - --
By reading the question, we tend to answer it as May !!!!
But the answer is NO.... IT IS NOT MAY !!!
We have to think out of the box as it is a bheja fry question.
Read the question carefully.
Answer is in the question itself !!!!
What is the name of 5th child ???
Now don't take it as a question.
Treat it as a normal sentence.
What is the name of the 5th child.
Put a full stop after the word child..
Here is the answer...... The name of 5th child is WHAT !!!
My nephew Anirudh is very fond of comic series Chota Bheem..
He used to mimic chota bheem 's actions.
One day in our house, my mother had prepared besan laddoos.
The laddoos were yellow in colour and my mother had stored them in the plastic pet jar.
Anirudh had noticed the laddoos.
My mother gave him one of the laddoos to eat.
Instead of taking a bite of laddoo, Aniruddha gulped the whole laddoo into his mouth !!!
We all were watching him in the shock.
He flexed his muscles of hand and showed us how strong he is, just like chota bheem !!!!
At that time, my mother came shouting.....
That time, Aniruddha stood in front of my mother with his legs wide open.
I was looking at him what is he going to do next ??!!
Looking at my mother, he started doing his fore finger to and fro.
That too with the sound, t o e y... toey !!!
Anirudh didn't stop there....
He came near of my mother and started hitting her stomach with his tiny fists !!!
My mother started laughing holding his hands.
Because chota bheem series was being played on TV.
Chota bheem was busy in thrashing the villains. !!!
The above question was asked on Koun Banega Karodpati program recently.
Question
Which country has the maximum number of time zones ??
USA
Russia
France
United Kingdom
Answer
After listening to the question, I thought it should be either Russia or United States of America.
Because both are vast in size.
But correct answer is France !!!!
I am not talking about Metropolitan country France.
Like many other colonial powers, France has territories outside France, in fact through out the world !!!
The territories have exactly same government structure as rest of France. They have more autonomy and can pass their own rules.
Frances's overseas territories are very scattered. Taking in Caribbean, South America, Indian ocean, Pacific ocean and also in Antarctica !!!!
This gives France a lot of time zones..
France has a presence on all the 5 continents !!!!
