The monkey trick !!!

 Mulla Naseeruddin had 7 monkeys as his pets.

He was looking after them fine and even the monkeys were obedient to him. 

One day Naseeruddin had to go outside for a night and he told the monkeys about his trip. 

He told them that he's going out for a day.  He will feed them 4 bananas each in the morning and 2 bananas each in the evening.

That's all for the day !!

Listening to that, monkeys started to scream in protest. 

Finally, Naseeruddin said, " All right, All right  !!!

                                                  Don't make noise..... 

                                                 I will give 2 bananas each in the                                                               morning 

                                                4 bananas each in the evening   !!!! 

Listening to that, monkeys were satisfied as they were monkeys   !!! 

Returning the money given in dreams

 There were 2 friends. They were sharing everything with themselves.

Once one of the friends had a dream that his friend had given money to him in his dreams. 

Innocent as he is,  he described his dream to his friend. But his friend was cunning. 

Cunning friend after listening to the dream story of his innocent friend , started demanding to return the money to him. 

Innocent friend was not expecting this. How can he return the money which he has borrowed in his dreams ???

Innocent friend was very disturbed.

He contacted Birbal to help him. Birbal listened to everything.

Birbal called both the friends to his room. In his room, he had kept a big mirror. In front of it, gold coins !!!

Both the friends reached the spot. Friends were unaware of anything.

Birbal showed the reflection of the money in the mirror to cunning friend. 

Birbal said your friend has borrowed the money in his dreams from you. Likewise now he is returning the borrowed money to you. It is in the reflection of mirror. You can collect it.

Cunning friend understood that his game is over. He silently vacated the place. 

Kids are always kids !!!

 This incident happened when my nephew Ànirudh was attending his play school.

Christmas was nearing. 

Ànirudh was wearing Santa Claus red shirt and also wearing red cap.

Watching him on that attire , I shouted 

HAPPY CHRISTMAS.

Anirudh wished me back saying ,

HAPPY  KISS MISS     !!!!

Who is Urmila ?

 Today I am writing a mythological fact .

We all know that King Janak   as the ruler of Mithila . His wife was Sunayana .

In Mithila , famine had struck . People were dying because of hunger .

That time  , elders said to Janak to perform a sacred work of ploughing the land by himself.

Janak agreed and started ploughing the land . He was stumbled upon a girl child who was covered in a box .

The royal couple adopted the child and named her as Sita .

After Sita's birth  , prosperity came to kingdom . Rain was coming correctly on time .

After Sita's birth , queen Sunayana got pregnant . The chid born was Urmila .

Urmila is the biological daughter of Janak. Married to Laxman.

Sita is the adoptive daughter of Janak . Married to Ram.

Mandavi and Shrutakirthi who are the wives of Bharat and Shatrugna are the cousins of Sita and Urmila .

Why are there no Penguins in North Pole?

 We always see penguins only in South Pole but not in North Pole, though both of the pole's geographical conditions are same. 

Ever wondered why ???

Penguins are evolved to breed , nest , incubate and raise their chicks at ground level. 

Penguins are flightless birds and if they are in north pole , they are easily vulnerable to foxes , wolves , Polar Bears found in North Pole.

But humans tried to bring Penguins to North Pole from South Pole but penguins are short lived in north pole . No one knows the reason why .

But some theory states that penguins have failed to reproduce in environment of North Pole . Maybe they have fallen prey to land predators as they are flightless birds. 

Naseeruddin's fatherly love

 Daily Naseeruddin was seen playing chess with his son.

Neighbour was surprised by knowing that Naseeruddin always lose the game playing against his son. 

One day neighbour came near Naseeruddin and mocked him for losing against his son.

That time, Naseeruddin replied, I am happy when I see my son happy after winning the game. 

Bheja fry question

I came across this question on TV.

Question was

There are 60 crows sitting on the branch of a tree. A hunter comes and shot down one crow. How many crows are left on the tree  ?

Answer is not 59   !!!

Here we have to think with common sense.

Answer is  0 !!!

I will explain how is this. 

When the hunter comes and fires,  there is a loud noise.

To that noise, all the birds will get scared. May be hunter was successful in shooting one crow, all the other crows will flew off. 

So there will not be any crows left on the tree. 

The answer is  0. 

Kya yaad mujhe bhi karti hogi woh....

 I was watching the episode of Kapil Sharma Show dated 11.12.2022.

On that day, 7 rappers had graced the show as guests.

Out of them, I heard of Badshah and Raftaar only.

I had watched the music videos of them. 

Each one of them, when entering the stage sang their songs. 

They sang the song Kya yaad mujhe bhi karti hogi woh.

Till yesterday, I was not aware of this beautiful song.

I instantly downloaded the song.

It was sung by Badshah, Ikka and Dino James.

I came to know some facts about these rappers.

Rapper Raftaar is a Malayali. 

When I heard his song, I thought he might be from Haryana or Punjab. 

Rapper Ikka's name is Ankit Singh Patyal. 

In his house, his pet name is Akki. 

As a rapper , he had reversed the spelling of his pet name and hence Ikka. 

There was a girl rapper too by the name Srushti Tawade . She sang 

the song Main nahin to koun be ?

Totally it was a fun filled program .

I didn't hear anyone of these singing , till now .

Because of Kapil Sharma Show, I have come to know about new rappers and their songs. 

World records by Ishan Kishen

 Yesterday was the final one day International cricket match between India and Bangladesh.

Though Bangladesh had already won the 3 match series by 2 - 0, it was important to win the game for India to escape whitewash.

India was invited to bat first.  India scored 409 runs for 8 wickets in 50 overs  !!!

Out of this, the score of Indian opener Ishan Kishen, alone itself is 210 runs.

He was the opening batsman as Rohit Sharma was injured.

Along with him, Virat Kohli has scored 113 runs. 

In reply to this, Bangladesh was all out for 182 runs in 34 overs. 

This was the biggest loss for Bangladesh till date in cricket. 

Records written by Ishan Kishen 

1. Ishan Kishen is the youngest player to score a double century in cricket. 

2. Ishan Kishen is the first player to convert his first century of cricket into double century  !!! 

3. Ishan Kishen has scored this double century in just 35 overs which is also a world record. 

4. This double century is the first double century against Bangladesh by any cricket batsman. 

The stupid question

 One day Mulla Naseeruddin was sitting on the rocking chair and

 enjoying the sunshine eating boiled eggs.

A friend of his, happened to pass by and was surprised to see

 Naseeruddin. 

Walking over, he inquired Naseeruddin.

Friend :   Hey  ! Naseeruddin , why are you sitting out in the

 open under sunshine and having your meal ???

Naseeruddin  ( looking at friend scornfully ) :

What would you expect me to do  ??

Sit on the boiled eggs and eat the rocking chair   ??!! 

Ask the horse !!!

 One day, villagers observed Mulla Naseeruddin riding his horse in

a great speed.

Thinking something could be wrong,  villagers asked Naseeruddin,

What is the matter Naseeruddin ?? Why are you riding the 

horse in such a high  speed  ??

Naseeruddin   :  I really don't know !!! 

                               You better ask the horse itself !!! 

Birth instincts can not be replaced

Long ago, there lived a cruel man. He was finding happiness in others sorrow.

 One day when he was going to office in the car, he saw a cow trying to cross the road. 

Watching that, a cruel thought came to his mind. 

He increased the speed of his car and just derived over the cow. 

Cow was at its death bed and soon breathed its last. 

Cruel man was standing  there and watching all of these. 

A strange smile was on his lips. 

Days passed and cruel man got old and one day died. 

Based on his bad work, he was placed in hell. 

Cruel man didn't like the place. He was searching for a way to get out. 

That time, he saw a spider spinning the web over his head. 

He tried to touch the web.

To his surprise, web was strong enough to withstand his weight. 

He made a plan. 

Holding the web, he will reach out to windows and from there, to go out. 

He tried to move forward. 

But his legs were feeling heavy. 

He just looked down. 

Many people were holding his legs hoping to get out with him. 

By watching these people, a cruel thought came to his mind. 

He just shaked his legs vigorously. 

All the people who were holding his legs, fallen down to a hot tub of oil.

By watching that, again a strange smile came on his face. 

Birth instincts can not be replaced.....

That time, web was getting ruptured .

Soon, cruel man also fell down to the same hot tub of oil.

Justice is delivered............ 

Mulla Naseeruddin and the hunter

 Mulla Naseeruddin had a piece of land near the forest.

One day he was busy in ploughing the land. 

That time, a hunter came near him riding his horse. 

Hunter asked Naseeruddin, "hey you! Did you see any boar running past?

Naseeruddin said yes.

Hunter asked which way did it go ?

Naseeruddin points a direction. 

Hunter rode his horse in that way without thanking Naseeruddin.

Soon hunter returned. Because he didn't find anything. 

Hunter asked Naseeruddin, " r u sure that boar went in this way ?" 

Naseeruddin replied, " yes, 2 years back it went in that way only  !!" 

Instant wheat flour panchakajjaya recipe

 This recipe is 2 in 1 recipe. At the end, we can prepare laddoos too.

Required ingredients

Wheat flour   -  1 cup

Sugar  -  1 cup

Cardamom - 4 to 5

Method

To begin with, first fry the wheat flour till it gives an aromatic smell in a frying pan.

Put both of sugar and Cardamom in the mix ie jar and make a fine mix of it. 

Add the wheat flour to this mixture of sugar and Cardamom. 

Now panchakajjaya is ready to eat. 

If time is available, we can prepare laddoos too with the final mixture by greasing our hand with little milk.