Don't use brain !!!

 The question I am asking now, don't need brain  to answer !!!

Question - - - - -

How can you lift up, both your hands and legs at the same time ??!!

Answer - - - -

As said earlier, the above question is not a serious question.

It is a funny question. 

Readers can experiment this in their house. 

No parental guidance is required  !!!!

It's very simple !!!

Just sit down on a chair.

Lift up  your both hands and legs at the same time  !!!!

This question was asked by Gudiya, laundrywali  on the Kapil Sharma Show yesterday night.

I found it very funny. 

I didn't know it was this much easier !!!!! 

I didn't know it was so easy to do

Which way to go !?

  It is a forest. A deer was seen running fast. A lion is chasing it. Deer

 came to a spot from where it can not run further. Because it is the

 dead end. May be for the deer too.

I am saying this because from the other side deer spotted a hunter

 who is aiming at it with a gun.

Now deer is trapped from 3 sides. 

In one side it is the dead end. 

In left side of it, a hungry lion is waiting to pounce on it. 

In right side, a hunter is aiming for shooting.

To its horror, a wild fire is raging from front. 

Deer is totally trapped from all the sides. 

Not knowing what way to go, it stood there in that place itself. It

 didn't know what to do.

That time a miracle happened. 

It started to rain heavily with thunder storm.

Because of the rain, the wild fire which was raging on, got cooled

 down . Now no trace of fire. 

The lightning strike down the hunter who was aiming at deer. He

 was dead instantly. But his aim which was at deer got moved and

 before dying hunter shot the lion. Now the lion is dead.

As every trouble was cleared from its way, deer happily went on its

 way home . 

How Birbal silenced the jealous courtiers ??

  Though there are many ministers in the court of Akbar,  Birbal was always the favourite of Akbar.

This made other courtiers to get jealous of Birbal.

All of them assembled together and decided to confront Birbal.

Likewise, they all went near Akbar and asked him to give an opportunity to prove themselves. 

Akbar agreed and instantly removed his waist band cloth and asked the courtiers to cover him with the cloth from top to bottom. 

Akbar laid down on ground. 

Courtiers agreed. They unfolded the cloth and started covering his head. The cloth lasted only till Akbar 's chest.

After this, the courtiers thought of starting from the opposite end. Now they  covered Akbar' s feet and stretched the cloth. 

But it lasted only till Akbar 's waist. In whichever way, courtiers tried, they were not able to cover Akbar from top to bottom with the cloth. 

Finally they gave up and accepted their defeat. 

At that moment, Birbal entered the court. 

Akbar asked the same question to Birbal that is to cover him from top to bottom with  given cloth. 

Birbal agreed. Everyone were curious to see how Birbal is going to do it. 

Birbal came near Akbar and requested him to fold his both the legs. 

As told, Akbar folded his legs. 

Birbal easily covered Akbar from top to bottom with the cloth. 

Jealous courtiers left the court with blackened face. 

Bheja fry question

  Recently I heard this bheja fry question on web radio.

Question is - - - -

Penny has 5 children.

1st child name is January. 

2nd child name is February. 

3rd child name is March. 

4th child name is April. 

What is the 5th child name ??

Answer is   - --

By reading the question, we tend to answer it as May  !!!!

But the answer is NO.... IT IS NOT MAY !!!

We have to think out of the box as it is a bheja fry question.

Read the question carefully. 

Answer is in the question itself  !!!!

What is the name of 5th child   ???

Now don't take it as a question.

Treat it as a normal sentence.

What is the name of the 5th child. 

Here is the answer......  The name of 5th child is   WHAT  !!! 

Naseeruddin and the tailor

  Once Naseeruddin went near a tailor. He wanted the tailor to stich a shirt for him with the shirt piece he brought.

Tailor was a god fearing person and before starting any work or

 anything he used to take God 's name.

Naseeruddin went near him with the shirt piece and asked him to

 stitch a shirt for him. 

Tailor took the measurements and noted down. Naseeruddin asked

 the tailor when the shirt will be ready?

Tailor replied if God forbid, after 2 days.

After 2 days, Naseeruddin came and asked for the shirt.

Tailor replied if God forbid, after 2 days.

Naseeruddin didn't say anything but returned after 2 days.

On asking, tailor replied if God forbid, after 2 days

Naseeruddin again went home.

This went for several days. 

Naseeruddin was fed up of all this. He wanted to put an end to all

 this. 

Naseeruddin again asked the tailor when the shirt will be ready? 

When the tailor started to say if the God forbid...... 

Naseeruddin stopped him from completing the words and said 

Can you please keep God out of it and tell me an exact date.....  ??!! 

 

Correct way of helping others

 Father along with his wife and two children went on a nearby pilgrimage 

by walking.

But it turned out to be a tiresome walking. Both the children felt thirsty 

under the scorching sun and fell unconscious.

Even wife said that she can't walk more. Husband was searching for help. 

That time he found an elderly man coming. Elderly man was carrying water 

with him. 

Husband stopped the elderly man and requested him to give some water to

his children.

Elderly man gives the water to children and asked the father to pass the 

mountain next and he would find the river.

Father agreed and went in the direction said by elderly man, holding the 

water bottles. He requested the elderly man to take care of his family. 

Soon he found the water and filled the water bottles with water and started 

to return.

When he was on  his way back, he observed many people being thirsty. He s

tarted helping them by offering the water he had just fillled. 

Then again he went to fill the water bottles and in the midway he was

 offering water to other people. 

This continued for a while.  Father didn't return. This made the elderly man

to get anxious and he went in search of father. 

Elderly man saw father helping the thirsty strangers by offering water to

 drink. 

Elderly man came near father and said " it's good to see that you are

 helping others. But instead of helping them in person, you could have 

showed them the way to water source just like I did." 

Father realised that it is not just the help, but it is the way of offering help 

which matters. 

Simpallagondu love story !!!

 King Nala was the king of Nishada. He was extremely handsome and had a good knowledge of horses.

Nala had heard about the divine beauty of Princess Damayanti. He fell in love with her without seeing her.

Similarly even Damayanti had heard about the good deeds and beauty of Nala and secretly she was loving him.

Damayanti 's father had arranged a swayamvara to his daughter where she can select her groom by herself.

Listening to the news, many princes had attended the swayamvara. Even God Yama, Agni and Varuna had attended.

But after knowing that  Damayanti would select King Nala as her groom, all of Gods changed their appearance to that of Nala. 

Damayanti without looking at any of the princes present there, directly came near Nala to garland him. 

But to her horror, there were 4 Nala !!!

She realised that this must be the work of gods and prayed them to relieve  their true identity.

Pleased with her prayers and her true love for Nala, gods have shown their true identity and blessed them.

Naseeruddin as nightingale !!!

  Mulla Naseeruddin was sitting in his house.

His eyes were watching the mango tree of his neighbour.

Mango tree was full of unripe and ripe mangoes.

Naseeruddin jumped the compound and reached the tree.

He climbed the tree and plucked a mango and started eating it.

That time watchman saw him.

He came under the tree and asked Naseeruddin what is he doing up on the tree  ??

Naseeruddin said He is a nightingale and was sitting on the mango tree.

Watchman caught Naseeruddin 's lie and asked him to sing a song.

Naseeruddin started to sing in his harsh voice. 

Listening to that,  watchman stopped him abruptly in the middle and said Do nightingales sing so badly  ??

Now Naseeruddin wanted to stop all this drama and said,

Nightingales who come to steal the mangoes from the tree, always sing like this !!!! 

Power of devotion

  One day Shri Krishna and Rukmini were in their house.

It was the morning time. 

Rukmini had prepared delicious breakfast. 

She called her husband to have breakfast so that they can eat together

Shri Krishna freshened up himself and sat down on the chair. 

Rukmini brought the plate and served the breakfast. 

Shri Krishna was all prepared to have the breakfast. 

Suddenly his hands were stopped and he got up from the chair. 

As Rukmini was kept watching,  Shri Krishna hurriedly went out of the house. 

After some time, he returned to home. 

Rukmini was waiting for him being tensed. 

As soon as  Shri Krishna came inside the house, Rukmini wanted to know what happened ??

Shri Krishna replied,

One of my devotees was in trouble.

He was surrounded by some goons and he was calling my name and asking for help. 

How can I leave my devotee to suffer ??

That's why I rushed to help him.

This is the power of devotion. 

Who is having the bad habit ??

  Akbar was really tensed about his son's bad habit.

His younger son was having the habit of chewing his thumb all day.

Akbar himself tried to stop this but it is of no use .

Finally Akbar decided to ask for the help of an elderly man .

Elderly man came to Akbar's palace and met the son who was busy in  chewing his thumb.

Elderly man went near him and explained the consequences of chewing thumb all day .

But boy didn't seem to listen to his words.

After some time , elderly man said to Akbar that he will be back tomorrow and then try to talk with the boy .

Akbar didnt say anything .

As promised , elderly man came next day and this time he clearly explained the bad effects .

Boy also agreed to stop the habit of chewing thumb .

But Akbar was restless . He complained near Birbal that whatever the elderly man said today , he could had said it on the first day itself of meeting the boy .

But Birbal was the friend of elderly man . He said to Akbar that elderly man could not say the words on first day as elderly man himself was having the bad habit of  chewing tobacco all day !!!

Bheja fry question

  This is the bheja fry question I heard on web radio recently.

The question is like this - - - - - -

If you put a yellow coloured shirt in the red sea, what would happen?

By reading the question, it may seem that it is a scientific question.

But it is not   !!

Here we have to think out of the box. 

What we feel about mixing the colours is not the answer. 

Red Sea is not the sea filled with red colour. 

There is actually a sea by the name red sea. 

So this red sea is full of fresh water. 

Now what would happen if we put a yellow coloured shirt in water ?? 

It just gets wet. Nothing else  !!! 

How much is the weight of glass of water ??

  It is the class room.

Students were waiting for their teacher to come.

Teacher entered the class holding a glass of water. 

Everyone were anxious to know what is happening ?

Teacher came inside the classroom and kept the glass of water on the table.

Teacher asked the students, 

Can anyone tell me what is the weight of glass of water here  ??

Everyone started telling different answers.

Teacher silenced all of them. 

Teacher said, 

I am not talking about material weight of glass of water.

Whatever you have said the answer, that could be correct. 

Suppose if you hold the glass of water for a minute, it may feel light weight.

If you continue to hold it in same position for 5 minutes, you start to feel its heavier than before. 

You feel that same glass of water is getting heavier as the time passes. 

Finally you feel like it's better to put it down. 

Similarly ,  in a relationship if you find it toxic, give it some time. 

But when it is hard to be in the relationship, just leave everything and come out of it. 

This is the similarity between relationships and this science experiment. 

Biggest ever victory.

 Yesterday was the final T20 match between India and New Zealand.

The 3 match series was 1 - 1.

Yesterday was the series decider match. 

After winning the toss,  India opted to bat first.

Openers Gill and Ishan started batting. 

But Ishan was out very early. Tripathi came to bat.

Tripathi was in attacking mode. He was out when nearing half century.

But Gill stood in the crease attacking New Zealand bowling. 

Gill scored his maiden century. 

At the end, India scored 234 runs at the end of the match. 

Out of 234 runs, Gill scored 126 runs unbeaten  !!!

Gill was present from the beginning of the match to the end of the match.

Each and every New Zealand bowler were punished. 

New Zealand batting was shocking. 

In first 5 overs, New Zealand were 22 for 5 wickets  !!!

Half of New Zealand batsmen were back to the pavilion in first 5 overs  !!!

Finally they were all out for just 68 runs in 12.5  overs.

This victory of 162 runs is the huge margin of runs by India won till now. 

Easiest way of preparing green chutney

  We use green chutney in preparation of each and every chat items.

Here is the easiest way of preparing green chutney.

Ingredients

1. Mint leaves

2. Coreander leaves

3. Cumin

4. Salt

5. Lemon juice

6. Garlic

7. Ginger

8. Green chillies

Method

Add mint leaves to a mixer jar. Now add all the remaining ingredients one by one.

Pour little water and begin to blend

Add more water if needed , as to form a smooth mixture.