Weird thing is happening in my house.....

 I am observing a weird thing in my house.

All lizards which are in my house, have suddenly started to walk

 on ground  !!!!!

I decided to find out the reason..  It was very urgent as my mother was about to step  on a lizard which was on ground last day. 

Now I have come to know the reason. 

We always see lizards on walls hiding themselves behind photo frames or clocks or whatever there on the wall. 

What they are doing behind these things???? 

They are aiming for their prey. 

In my house, there are more number of mosquitoes than humans  !!! 

These mosquitoes are afraid of light. So they hid themselves behind whatever they find , in the morning and come out with full energy during the night when we switch off the lights. 

Till now, lizards were aiming at these mosquitoes which hid themselves on the wall. They used to catch and eat them. 

This is the flash back. 

Now mosquitoes of our house have developed resistance power to all of the mosquito repellents we use. 

As a result , whole night we will be feeding our blood to these mosquitoes. 

After drinking our blood till their stomach becomes full, they retard from their duty. 

When they were slim and fit, these mosquitoes used to sit on walls. 

Now scene is totally different. After suckling our blood, their

 stomach is full. Now they can't fly upwards. 

That's why they sit on ground, as whole night they are busy sucking blood. 

Lizards have come to know of it and now lizards are roaming on

 ground aiming for mosquitoes. 

No need to clap for me ,  please  !!!!! 

How did Birbal identified the other guest ?

 Once Birbal was invited by a rich businessman for lunch . When 

Birbal went there , he was surprised to see many people who are 

already present there .

By seeing the question on Birbal's face , rich man said  , except one 

rest all are the employees of his factory . Now it is upto Birbal to 

find out who is the other guest ?

Birbal accepted the challenge and asked the rich man to tell a joke . 

Rich man said the joke. As soon as he finished , everyone bursted in

 laughing .

Slowly Birbal went near the corner of the room and showed a  

person who is the other guest . Rich man was very impressed by 

this and asked Birbal how did he come to know about the other guest ?

Birbal replied , " the joke said by you is not so funny . But also 

everyone laughed because they were your employees . Only this 

man just smiled at the joke . That's how I came to know that he is 

the other guest ."

Mulla Naseeruddin giving speech

 Mulla Naseeruddin was considered as a scholar in his village. He was a good

 speaker too.  His villagers thought of inviting him to give the speech. 

Mulla Naseeruddin agreed for that.  He came to the place to give speech. 

Mulla Naseeruddin asked the audience, " Do you people have any idea what

 speech I am going to give?" 

Villagers said no. 

Listening to that Mulla Naseeruddin said, " As you people don't have any idea

 what speech I am going to give, it is waste of time to give speech".

After saying this,  he left the place. 

Next day, villagers again went and asked Mulla Naseeruddin to come and give

 speech. 

Mulla Naseeruddin agreed. Again he came to the place. 

Mulla Naseeruddin asked the audience, " Do you people have any idea what

 speech I am going to give?" 

Villagers said yes.

Mulla Naseeruddin thought for a moment and said, " As all of you know what I 

am going to say, there is no need of giving speech". 

He left the place. 

Villagers decided to make Mulla Naseeruddin to give speech. 

Villagers thought of a solution. Again they went and requested Mulla Naseeruddin 

to give speech. 

Mulla Naseeruddin agreed. 

He came to podium to give speech. Before to that, he once again asked, " Do you 

people have any idea what speech I am going to give?" 

Now 50% of people said yes and the rest 50% said no. 

Mulla Naseeruddin thought for a moment. 

Mulla Naseeruddin said, " As half of you, know what I am going to say,

 people who know what I am going to say, please explain it to the people

 who don't know what I am going to say".

After saying this, he left the stage and went out  !!! 

Lazy wife

 Rahul recently got married to Neha . Neha was brought up in city .

 She was not used to do house hold works .

As her parents were rich , she dont have to do any work in the

 house .

But she got married to Rahul . Rahul dont like the work of servants . 

Rahul asked his wife to iron his shirt and keep it ready to wear .

 Neha could not say no .

But for her, the work was troublesome. She wanted to lead a

 tension free life.

Now anyway she has agreed to iron the clothes. Now only way is to

 think about how to make the work less stressful.. 

She looked at the shirt. Men when wearing shirt, half of it they

 will tuck inside the pant. 

She thought why to iron full shirt? No one would see the lower half

 of the shirt as it is tucked inside the pant.

So, Neha just ironed the upper half portion of the shirt......!!!!

Why Shani's sight is said to be malicious to a person?

 As Hindus, we always fear about God Shani. It is said that God

 Shani's sight brings negative effects in a person's life . Here is the

 story regarding this matter . Shani was cursed .

Shani was married and had a wife named Mandha. She was

 beautiful and intelligent too. Shani is the ardent devotee of God

 Shiva . He was spending a lot of time in meditation. 

Once his wife had an ambition of having a baby . She came eagerly

 to home to share her feelings with her husband . But she saw Shani

 meditating. She tried to distract him but her efforts went in vain

 and Shani didn't open his eyes and have a a look at his wife . 

This behaviour of Shani annoyed his wife and she cursed him

 saying that from now onwards, whom so ever Shani looks at, that

 person will get destroyed meaning will start facing troubles in life . 

3 words of wisdom

 A Hunter caught hold of a bird . After getting captured , bird started to talk like a

 human . It said to Hunter ," if you release me from captivity , I will tell you 3 words

 of wisdom which will be useful for you in coming days " .

Hunter thought for a moment and then decided to give it a try . He agreed to

 release the bird after hearing the words . Bird started to tell :

1 . Don't believe anyone who tell you that they are capable of doing extraordinary things .

2 . Don't regret your decision of doing a good work .

3 . Never try to do anything which is beyond your capability .

After listening to the words of wisdom , Hunter released the bird as he has

 promised . Bird flew over the head of Hunter and sat on the branch of a nearby

 tree .

From there, it again started to talk . It said ," you are a foolish man . I have the

 ability to lay down golden egg . You could have been a millionaire ".

After listening to this , Hunter cursed himself for freeing the bird . He tried to catch

 the bird once again . Though he didn't know how to climb a tree , he got over a

 nearby tree branch just to catch the bird .

Seeing him coming nearer ,  bird sat down on the higher branch .  Hunter reached

 there also with a great difficulty . Now bird sat on higher branch which is

 comparatively lesser strong .

In his urgency to reach there also , Hunter lost his grip on the tree and fell down .

 He was severely injured .

That time bird came near him and said you didn't follow my words of wisdom . 

I asked you not to believe anyone who say they can do extraordinary things . Did

 you ever see a bird laying golden egg ? Also I said you not to regret the decision of

 doing a good work . But you regretted your decision of freeing me . I also said not

 to do anything beyond your capability . Even though you don't know how to climb

 a tree , you tried just to catch me . Now you are severely injured . It is the outcome

 of not following the match words of wisdom you just heard .

Saying these , bird flew away .

An English language question

 My nephew Anirudh was very happy as he got a prize in English 

dictation writing competition held in his school.

I said if he answer my question on English grammar correctly, 

then I will agree that he is really an expert in English grammar.

He agreed to answer my question 

The question is what is the capital in France?

Very simple question. Anirudh instantly replied PARIS.

I said listen to the question carefully. I am asking what is capital

 in France not capital of France.

He thought for a moment . Then replied I got it . 

It is the letter F .

I felt proud of my nephew.

This is the difference in using OF and IN in a sentence .

Why snake is seen around the neck of God Shiva ?

 According to puranas , demons and devas both agreed to churn the milky ocean

 in order to obtain the amrit .

They used serpent king Vasuki as the rope for churning . But before they get amrit

 , there was the creation of poison called halahal.

God Shiva consumed this poison . As the poison was being coming out because

 of churning , its main effect was on Vasuki who was being used as rope .

Even Vasuki had consumed some of poison . His whole body was bruised

 because of excessive churning .

But he didn't complain nor he backed out . But he was getting tired . When God

 Shiva had come to consume the poison , Shiva observed Vasuki's condition .

God Shiva was impressed with Vasuki's devotion and wore him around his neck .

 He assured Vasuki that once amrit has come out then the vapours of amrit will

 help him to get back his lost strength .

Vasuki was humbled by the words of God Shiva .

  

This is the reason why we find snake around God Shiva's neck.