Mulla Naseeruddin giving speech

 Mulla Naseeruddin was considered as a scholar in his village. He was a good

 speaker too.  His villagers thought of inviting him to give the speech. 

Mulla Naseeruddin agreed for that.  He came to the place to give speech. 

Mulla Naseeruddin asked the audience, " Do you people have any idea what

 speech I am going to give?" 

Villagers said no. 

Listening to that Mulla Naseeruddin said, " As you people don't have any idea

 what speech I am going to give, it is waste of time to give speech".

After saying this,  he left the place. 

Next day, villagers again went and asked Mulla Naseeruddin to come and give

 speech. 

Mulla Naseeruddin agreed. Again he came to the place. 

Mulla Naseeruddin asked the audience, " Do you people have any idea what

 speech I am going to give?" 

Villagers said yes.

Mulla Naseeruddin thought for a moment and said, " As all of you know what I 

am going to say, there is no need of giving speech". 

He left the place. 

Villagers decided to make Mulla Naseeruddin to give speech. 

Villagers thought of a solution. Again they went and requested Mulla Naseeruddin 

to give speech. 

Mulla Naseeruddin agreed. 

He came to podium to give speech. Before to that, he once again asked, " Do you 

people have any idea what speech I am going to give?" 

Now 50% of people said yes and the rest 50% said no. 

Mulla Naseeruddin thought for a moment. 

Mulla Naseeruddin said, " As half of you, know what I am going to say,

 people who know what I am going to say, please explain it to the people

 who don't know what I am going to say".

After saying this, he left the stage and went out  !!!