Advantage of the poverty

 At one point of time, Naseeruddin and his family were leading the life in

poverty.

One night, Naseeruddin was sleeping.  His wife shook him up at the middle

 of the night and said, 

Naseeruddin, wake up !! A thief has entered into our house.

Listening to that, Naseeruddin said,

Be quite, you silly woman  !!!

Let him search for the valuable things.

Then we can snatch them from him   !!!!