What colour is my hair?

 This is a mullah Naseeruddin story.

One day king has had ordered the royal barber to trim his head. Barber was doing his work and suddenly he exclaimed that hairs on King's head are turning gray!!!

This exclamation made the king to get angry.

He ordered the soldiers to arrest the barber and put him in the jail for 6 months. 

King turned to other courtier and asked him what is the colour of his hair?

Courtier said there are black hairs on the head of King. 

This made the king to get even more angry. He thought courtier is making fun of him .

He ordered the soldiers to put the courtier in jail.

Then he turned to other courtier and asked him the same question , what colour is my hair?

He thought for a moment and said king has all black coloured hairs on his head.

King shouted at him for telling lies and ordered the soldiers to punish him .

Mulla Naseeruddin was present at the court . He had seen everything .

Now king turned to Mulla Naseeruddin and asked him what is the colour of his hair ?

Naseeruddin politely said , " Sir , I am colour blind . I can't differentiate between the colours . But compared to me , you are luckiest . Mine is BALD HEAD " !!!!